Thursday, April 17, 2014

BAGS- An introduction to acronyms

By Ryan Long

Earlier today I had to explain BAGS to Ethan. 

BAGS stands for Bad Apple Grapefruit Soldiers, if you didn't know.

For future reference, here are eleven more common acronyms.



  • YOLO- Contrary to common belief this actually stands for: Young Online Leopard Ordinance
  • SCUM- Sponges Came Under Management
  • RAY- Red American Yak
  • TRAY- Totally Red American Yak
  • CIRCUS-Crazy Immature Red Cussing Underrated Scepter 
  • RED- Really Empowered Death
  • PUSH- Popsicles Under-which Shamans Hide
  • SLUGS- Super Long Ugly Glazed Snakes
  • FOUR- From Our Universe to Ryan's
  • FLUSH- Floppy Lingual Undulating Stuff Hoard
  • FLOPS- Fighting Lions On Purple Seals

2 comments:

  1. Someone: "What do you do in your free time?
    Me; "FLOPS"
    Someone; "What's that?"
    Me; "Oh you know, just Fighting Lions on Purple Seals..."

    ~Ethan

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