Tuesday, May 27, 2014

guys i realized something

The Dancing Pig from this post TOTALLY LOOKS LIKE GENE SIMMONS! 



#you can't unsee it! 

Artistic ability at its finest

Look... we've created an ultra-realistic model of TTRS's very own Nick:



Sculpting masters Tate and Kogen are available for commissioned works. You can contact them at 1-800-SCAM. 

Australian Farmer Named Royalty by Accident

Australian Farmer Named Royalty by Accident

In the late 1960s, Leonard Casley grew way too much wheat, which could only ever be a serious problem if you live in Australia. You see, Australia had wheat quotas at the time and Hutt River (the province where Casley and other families grew) had inadvertently surpassed it, meaning they weren't allowed to sell any of it. When they petitioned for the quota to be raised, the governor responded by saying, "No," and filing a law to take their land away. THAT'S how serious Australians are about wheat.

Wheat and dingoes are two things they never take lightly.
In a desperate attempt to delay the legal process, the five families of Hutt River seceded from Australia under the Treason Act of 1495. This would have been as pointless as that time you were five and told your mom you were leaving home... if the government hadn't accidentally referred to Casley as "Administrator of Hutt River Province" in official correspondence, which actually gave him legal recognition as a ruler under Australian law. Yes, in Australia, calling someone something magically turns them into that.

His full legal name is now "Hugh J. Wolverine."
Taking full of advantage of the mistake, Casley declared himself His Majesty Prince Leonard I of Hutt, meaning it was now treason, under Australian law, to charge him with any crime or interfere with how he ran his new country.

Prince Leonard can make it so all dudes have to wear necklaces, if he wants to.
Could Australia have stopped him? Sure. But by the time they got around to it, the statute of limitations had run out. So as of 1972, The Principality of Hutt River had officially seceded from Australia and stopped paying income taxes.
As of the modern day, Hutt River is still separate, while Australia treats it as a private business that doesn't pay them taxes and just tries, really hard, to pretend it's not there.

In all fairness, it's a pretty small chunk.


Read more: http://www.cracked.com/article_18753_the-6-most-creative-abuses-loopholes_p2.html#ixzz32vBjbKIZ

Thursday, May 22, 2014

Salmon of Capistrano

I rather love this site: http://salmonofcapistrano.com 

Go there now.


LIVE PANDA CAM!!!

Check out this live panda cam, its particularly funny in Math

UPDATE-
 We have taken the liberty of embedding a differnent live panda cam right here for you! Enjoy! (sorry about the size)

Poop!

Lego 's new today , it is great erudition do .
Category : LEGO ( work )

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Poop ! Cormorant

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Poop !
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The above babble probably needs a bit of an explanation. WELL: I was checking out some LEGO blogs when I came across a post about talking LEGO poop. 


Unfortunately the post was written in Chinese (or something) so I had to translate it. Well what you just saw was the result. So yeah. 


Why is the poo angry? Why does it have a tongue? Is this what can happen if I don’t get enough fiber in my diet?
- Iain of The Brothers Brick

100th Post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EDIT BY TATE: Miles really wanted to get to the 100th post... so he published 10 of them. Yep. Don't worry, we're still somewhat sane here at TTRS. Maybe. 

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