Some stuff

I made some stuff!
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yeah, basically

Q is for Quail

I have to draw a nature-related object shaped like the letter it starts with for my art class, so I settled on "q" and "quail":

~ Tate

Artistic ability at its finest

Look... we've created an ultra-realistic model of TTRS's very own Nick:

Sculpting masters Tate and Kogen are available for commissioned works. You can contact them at 1-800-SCAM. 

nic cage (things are getting slow around here)

   in conclusion... 

PENGUINS IN A TUX!!!

Check out this penguin in a tuxedo! It's pretty exciting, huh?

Other things in the style of Calvin and Hobbes

Click the link: http://www.buzzfeed.com/expresident/other-things-in-the-style-of-calvin-and-hobbes

Welcoming new contributing authors...

TTRS is proud to welcome two new writers to our blog. We'll let them introduce themselves:

Hi, durr durr durr, I'm Tim Burton. I make, urr, art. I kind of look like a cross between hurr durr, Peter Jackson and Count Dooku from, durr, Star Wars. I am happy to hurr durr durr durr be bringing my unique talents to this, hurr durr, how ter put it, random site thing. Yolo. 

Heyyy kids, I'm Bob Dylan, yes, raaaahhh. I'm dropping the funky beat like a rolling stone. That's what the kids are saying these days right? Anyway... see you all on Desolation Row tonight, yes, raaahhh. And keep checkin out my funky jazz here on The Totally Rolling Stone site, ehh?

TTRS is very excited to have these two extremely handsome men join our staff. 

(Actually we do  have a new author for real... his name is Kogen and he helped write this. He's rather obsessed with Bob Dylan, yes, rah.)

The fish of death

It seems drawing and carving a fish can actually be rather difficult \ .So far i have almost slit my wrist and cut into my finger several times. ...all for this lake trout that just stares aimlessly at me.

 sometimes I wonder why I even bother with art...

UPDATE: I have actaully now succeeded in slicing my thumb open (I cut some of my nail off too) GOOD TO GET THAT OVER WITH