I was such a groovy kid back in the day...

"I used to listen to the Beatles on my walkman back in the bushes of 'Nam. I was drafted by the president at the time, George Bush. Damn communists."

~ Kogen

TATE SAYS: Well now I'd like to formally introduce new TTRS writer Kogen, who was mentioned in this post, which he helped write. Kogen's a pretty groovy dude who rather likes Bob Dylan songs, yes, rah. The following is from his official autobiography: 

Huge fan of Bob Dylan and similar musical artists. He says he actually preferred the Beatles "back in the day", in fact, he may actually still prefer the Beatles. Rest assured he is sometimes allowed out of his dungeon here in TTRS towers to listen to a little '60s music. 

Welcoming new contributing authors...

TTRS is proud to welcome two new writers to our blog. We'll let them introduce themselves:

Hi, durr durr durr, I'm Tim Burton. I make, urr, art. I kind of look like a cross between hurr durr, Peter Jackson and Count Dooku from, durr, Star Wars. I am happy to hurr durr durr durr be bringing my unique talents to this, hurr durr, how ter put it, random site thing. Yolo. 

Heyyy kids, I'm Bob Dylan, yes, raaaahhh. I'm dropping the funky beat like a rolling stone. That's what the kids are saying these days right? Anyway... see you all on Desolation Row tonight, yes, raaahhh. And keep checkin out my funky jazz here on The Totally Rolling Stone site, ehh?

TTRS is very excited to have these two extremely handsome men join our staff. 

(Actually we do  have a new author for real... his name is Kogen and he helped write this. He's rather obsessed with Bob Dylan, yes, rah.)