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Funny random stuff round up- JULY 2014

ok so we haven't really been blogging much recently cause we're all doing other Totally Random Stuff, sorry about that. to make up to all fourteen or so of our fans, here's some awesome random funny stuff we've collected over the summer thus far. 
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we love our Nic Cage here at TTRS (just click on the tags to see our other relevant posts), so we laughed very hard at this: (you may need to click on the photo to enlarge) 

 SpongeBob makes for some... interesting... tumblr posts:

 This is the kind of thing you will only see in Russia:

 Benedict Cumberbatch is not really as good as Sherlock in real life:

 ...And Tom Hanks is awesome.

 Meanwhile, we have Buster and some wonderful theoretical physics:

 Also a couple of "muscularly challenged" gentlemen:

And this... well this is our absolute FAVORITE, BUT WE CANT SHOW IT because it's too small, so just click the link. it involoves a cheeseburger, a powerful microscope, a hair, a dog, and... another cheeseburger. http://www.pinterest.com/pin/547609635914219227/

well now you have seen TTRS's July 2014 Guide To The Internet. You have also just wasted several minutes of your life. HOW DOES THIS MAKE YOU FEEL

this is wonderful

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I WAS BORED

...and here's what Yahoo paid $1.1 billion for:

we are also gonna do this

McUnfortunate
Go around the world and meet people actually named Ronald McDonald. Ask them what it’s like, discover the meaning of life, etc.

we are gonna do this

Are You Kevin Bacon?
Walk out front door with a backpack and a fistful of cash. ONLY ask people the three following questions:
“Are you Kevin Bacon?”
“Do you know Kevin Bacon?”
“Do you know anybody that knows Kevin Bacon?”
Don’t look back until you find Kevin Bacon. Never use the internet or phone.

Bigfoot conspiracies

CLICK THE LINK. DO IT NOW
http://listverse.com/2014/05/30/10-utterly-bizarre-bigfoot-theories/

Everyone go win a game of rock paper scissors now.

A group of researchers from Chinese universities have written a paper about the role of psychology in winning (or losing) at rock-paper-scissors. After studying how players change or keep their strategies during multiple-round sessions, they figured out a basic rule that people tend to play by that could potentially be exploited.

The researchers took 360 students, broke them into groups of six, and had them play 300 rounds of rock-paper-scissors in random pairings. The students received small amounts of money each time they won a round. As they played, the researchers observed how the players rotated through the three play options as they won or lost.

What they found was that "if a player wins over her opponent in one play, her probability of repeating the same action in the next play is considerably higher than her probabilities of shifting actions." If a player has lost two or more times, she is likely to shift her play, and more likely to shift to the play that will beat the one that has just beaten her than the same one her opponent just used to beat her. For instance, if Megan loses by playing scissors to Casey's rock, Megan is most likely to switch to paper, which would beat Casey's rock. Per the research, this is a sound strategy, since Casey is likely to keep playing the hand that has been winning. The authors refer to this as the "win-stay, lose-shift" strategy.

Therefore, this is the best way to win at rock-paper-scissors: if you lose the first round, switch to the thing that beats the thing your opponent just played. If you win, don't keep playing the same thing, but instead switch to the thing that would beat the thing that you just played. In other words, play the hand your losing opponent just played. To wit: you win a round with rock against someone else's scissors. They are about to switch to paper. You should switch to scissors. Got it? Good.

This should work unless your opponent has read this article, in which case, you both are in trouble, because you're now living on a plane of RPS strategy the likes of which we can only imagine.

Thanks arstechinca. 

Tragic stories

Tragic Stories

• by Tate

1. Once upon a time there was a man named Geoffrey Smithers. Geoffrey enjoyed dumpster diving and was quite good at it. One day while jumping, Geoffrey missed a dumpster and landed on the pavement from twelve stories up. He received severe internal injuries and faces a long recovery.

2. Whales are typically quite large creatures. However, once a whale was born with an interesting condition that prevented him from growing. He remained under ten feet long until he was captured by the Japanese navy, who dissected him for study.

3. A man who worked very long, arduous hours for much of the year was granted a vacation by his boss. Upon his return, his doctor informed him that he had contracted a rare infection while on vacation and had a week to live. The man attempted to vent his anger by attacking his boss with a blunt axe, but he accidentally dropped the axe on his foot, resulting in him contracting yet another rare and fatal infection.

PENGUINS IN A TUX!!!

Check out this penguin in a tuxedo! It's pretty exciting, huh?

Eel slap

GO HERE NOW.

http://eelslap.com/

~ Nick

Deep fried WHAT?!

Posted from DudeFoods (http://dudefoods.com/deep-fried-peeps-stuffed-chocolate-eggs/): 

APRIL 29, 2014 BY NICK CHIPMAN

Deep Fried Peeps Stuffed Chocolate Eggs

I know that this blog post would have been a lot more timely had I posted it prior to Easter, but Easter candy isn’t half price at Target before Easter, and these Peeps stuffed chocolate eggs normally cost something crazy like $5 each. At $2.50 each though they’re a total steal, especially when you’re looking for something new to deep fry!

I started off by whipping up my batter (1 cup flour, 1 1/2 teaspoons baking powder, 1/2 cup milk and 2 eggs) and then dipping the chocolate eggs in it before tossing them into my deep fryer for 45 seconds or so.

After taking them out and letting them cool for a couple minutes I cut into one of them. The second I broke it open melted milk chocolate and gooey marshmallow Peeps started oozing out. Considering that the eggs were about the size of a baseball they were a little messy to eat, but they were definitely worth the $2.50 investment for each one!

Welcoming new contributing authors...

TTRS is proud to welcome two new writers to our blog. We'll let them introduce themselves:

Hi, durr durr durr, I'm Tim Burton. I make, urr, art. I kind of look like a cross between hurr durr, Peter Jackson and Count Dooku from, durr, Star Wars. I am happy to hurr durr durr durr be bringing my unique talents to this, hurr durr, how ter put it, random site thing. Yolo. 

Heyyy kids, I'm Bob Dylan, yes, raaaahhh. I'm dropping the funky beat like a rolling stone. That's what the kids are saying these days right? Anyway... see you all on Desolation Row tonight, yes, raaahhh. And keep checkin out my funky jazz here on The Totally Rolling Stone site, ehh?

TTRS is very excited to have these two extremely handsome men join our staff. 

(Actually we do  have a new author for real... his name is Kogen and he helped write this. He's rather obsessed with Bob Dylan, yes, rah.)

I think it's Q.

I just wanted to know what the "m" stood for...

In theoretical physics, M-theory is an extension of string theory in which 11 dimensions of spacetime are identified as 7 higher-dimensions plus the 4 common dimensions (11D st = 7 hd + 4D). Proponents believe that the 11-dimensional theory unites all five 10-dimensional string theories (10D st = 6 hd + 4D) and supersedes them. Though a full description of the theory is not known, the low-entropy dynamics are known to be supergravity interacting with 2- and 5-dimensional membranes.

This idea is the unique supersymmetric theory in 11 dimensions (11D), with its low-entropy matter content and interactions fully determined, and can be obtained as the strong coupling limit of type IIA string theory because a new dimension of space emerges^[clarification needed^] as the coupling constant increases.

Thanks a lot Wikipedia. 

Best Freaky Story Ever!

This story is great...... now read it.    (posted by Ryan)
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"Humans can lick too!"

A young girl named Lisa was often left alone at home because her parents worked late, so they bought her a dog to protect her and keep her company. One night Lisa was awakened by a constant dripping sound. She got up and went to the kitchen to turn off the tap properly. As she was getting back into the bed she stuck her hand under the bed and the dog licked it reassuringly.

The dripping sound continued, so she went to the bathroom and turned off the tap properly in there, too. She went back to her bedroom and again stuck her hand under the bed, and again the dog licked it. But the dripping continued, so she went outside and turned off the taps out there. She came back to bed, stuck her hand under it, and the dog licked it again.

Still the dripping continued, drip, drip, drip. This time she listened and located the source of the dripping — it was coming from her cupboard. She opened the cupboard door, and there was her dog hanging upside down with its neck cut, and written in blood on the window on the inside of the cupboard door was, "HUMANS CAN LICK TOO!!!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRAQW8oPMzM

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