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Nick may have had a point with his pro-Communism thing...

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I WAS BORED

Mark Twain's Mysterious Stranger

It's a freaky invisible guy with a mask for a face.

His second line in the episode is, 

"I am Satan"

And it's a kids TV show.

I've got weirder videos than this in my endless supply of entertainment.

Link to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpaRouocBes

~ Ryan

Siete de Mayo

a personal account by Ryan

(Note: This is a Joke. I didn't really get drunk in a small Mexican Village)
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Hey Guys,

           I would have told you about that party in that tiny town in Mexico earlier but i was drunk.
Well it was uhhhh..... fun. I think.... i can't really remember....... Hell, I can't even remember getting there.... Did I go there?  I must have because I remember waking up at a bus stop in San Juan..... Or was it Austin.... Or St. Paul.............. Well it was a big city anyway....... But at the party everyone was smoking these cigaretes and........ They were nuts! It was Better than Octember Feast and let me tell you..... THAT was a party!........... Wait a sec it was Septober Feast my mistak......... but it was fun and... if ane of yu want to go next year im up for it....... cause this years trip was a little fuzzy......

Ryan

Happy Revenge of the Fifth! (plus poll results)

So yesterday was Star Wars Day (May the Fourth be with you!), but unfortunately we didn't really post anything. Well today we get another chance... it's Revenge of the Fifth! Look for some Star Wars-related posts here on The Totally Random Site today.

ALSO... our first real poll has just concluded. We asked readers if they were pro-Russia-invading-Ukraine. The choices we gave were "HECK YES", "GAWD NO", "undecided", and "what's russia?". Well here are the results:

HECK YES - 2 votes (15%)
GAWD NO - 2 votes (15%)
undecided - 4 votes (30%)
what's russia? - 5 votes (38%)

We don't know what we expected. 

UPDATE: A new poll is up! Vote for the best country! This poll will end on the 19th. 

Best Freaky Story Ever!

This story is great...... now read it.    (posted by Ryan)
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"Humans can lick too!"

A young girl named Lisa was often left alone at home because her parents worked late, so they bought her a dog to protect her and keep her company. One night Lisa was awakened by a constant dripping sound. She got up and went to the kitchen to turn off the tap properly. As she was getting back into the bed she stuck her hand under the bed and the dog licked it reassuringly.

The dripping sound continued, so she went to the bathroom and turned off the tap properly in there, too. She went back to her bedroom and again stuck her hand under the bed, and again the dog licked it. But the dripping continued, so she went outside and turned off the taps out there. She came back to bed, stuck her hand under it, and the dog licked it again.

Still the dripping continued, drip, drip, drip. This time she listened and located the source of the dripping — it was coming from her cupboard. She opened the cupboard door, and there was her dog hanging upside down with its neck cut, and written in blood on the window on the inside of the cupboard door was, "HUMANS CAN LICK TOO!!!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRAQW8oPMzM

And the standings are......

Pageviews by Browsers Entry Pageviews Chrome 238 (61%) Safari 122 (31%) Firefox 16 (4%) Internet Explorer 11 (2%)

Pageviews by Operating Systems

Entry Pageviews Macintosh 339 (87%) Windows 25 (6%) Android 15 (3%) Linux 5 (1%) Other Unix 3 (<1%)

It looks like Linux needs to step up their game... 

Posted by: Ryan

Nerd Vocab

Doing poorly in school? Not sure how to improve your grade? Try studying this list of extremely useful 

NERD VOCAB!

• Mt. Vitruvius
• Pickle-jousting
• The Groovy Groove Latin Lounge
• 2% milk
• Double-decker couch
• Shuffleboarding 
• Cat saliva
• Ultra-conservative Slenderman
• Lobachevskian geometry
• Nerd coefficient
• Soy paste
• Mitt Romney’s hair gel
• Thallium poisoning
• Southern supergrapes

Communism

~ Nick(JK it was Ryan [JK it wasn't])